Bad Movie Tuesday – The Three Musketeers (1993)
By Erk H. One of the beautiful things about streaming is digging up “classics” to watch with the family. Occasionally, we strike family movie night gold with fun flicks like Heavyweights (1995) and...
View ArticleBAD MOVIE TUESDAY: Robot Holocaust (1987), and how Five or Six Robots and a...
MY CALL: This is solid gold bad for those of you seeking so bad it’s good film fare. MOVIES LIKE Robot Holocaust: For more robot apocalypse Bad Movie Tuesday to chew on, consider Nemesis (1992). With...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Zeiram (1991), as if a Power Ranger was in less...
MY CALL: If Power Rangers was rated-R, but still just as hokey, you’d end up somewhere in this territory. It doesn’t measure up to most Tokyo Shock entries in terms of exploitative material, gore and...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991),...
MY CALL: Wonky killer toys, campy tactics, cheesy effects and an insane homicidal toymaker? This is the very nuts and bolts of a solid Bad Movie Tuesday. MOVIES LIKE Silent Night, Deadly Night 5:...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Girls School Screamers (1985), it’s not the kind of movie...
MY CALL: A totally forgettable, but totally serviceable selection for a bad movie night. The gore is weak, the effects are infrequent, but the acting and story are surprising not terrible and there...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Amityville: A New Generation (1993; aka, The Image of...
MY CALL: With extra hokey death scenes and some passable gore make-up, this most ambitious sequel of the franchise is still just worthy of a giggly Bad Movie Night. MORE MOVIES LIKE Amityville 1992:...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Hell Hole (2024), boasting bad CGI tentacles, cephalopod...
MY CALL: A bad movie that I’d skip in lieu of more enjoyably bad movies. These aren’t the Lovecraftian tentacles you’re looking for… MORE MOVIES LIKE Hell Hole: Not much directly compares really....
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Amityville Dollhouse (1996), yet another Amityville Horror...
MY CALL: What a delightful little bad movie. This has no real connection to its namesake, and has few effects worth mention. Still, this somehow entertained me just enough. MORE MOVIES LIKE Amityville...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Boogeyman (1980), a pretty lame but pretty fun to...
MY CALL: This silly, campy, extra bad movie is a perfect Bad Movie Tuesday. The death scenes occasionally don’t seem like they’d be fatal, we never properly understand what the evil entity even is,...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Visitors from the Arkana Galaxy (1981), the bonkers Sci-Fi...
MY CALL: Just weird, bizarre, Sci-Fi lunacy with one part love story and one part creature feature slapstick horror poured over a half-baked bonkers roast. MORE MOVIES LIKE Visitors from the Arkana...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Buried Alive (1989), loosely adapted from an Edgar Allan...
MY CALL: Very, very loosely based on Poe’s “The Premature Burial,” this is among the finer curated Bad Movie Tuesday selections. It’s not slapstick nor deliberately stupid, there are no cheap rubber...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: 976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor (1991), a completely...
MY CALL: The best feature of this movie is our ability to laugh at its stupidity. There’s a teleporting murderer in a leisure suit, a dominatrix occultist store keeper, a strip club that serves lunch,...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Auntie Lee’s Meat Pies (1992), another laughably bad,...
MY CALL: Just another super low budget “sexy killer hot chicks luring men to their death” kinda’ bad movie. I watched it purely for the cast and in hopes that the meat pie cannibalism would lead to...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Hellmaster (1992), a laughably bad ‘poor man’s Prince of...
MY CALL: The death scenes suck. The bad guys are lame. The villain has insanely questionable yet unexplained motives. So watching this with friends throwing vicious mockery at the screen is the...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Slumber Party Massacre II (1987), a raunchy sequel to the...
MY CALL: A bit dumber in premise, but much better produced than the original. If you want a goofy killer concept with a demonic guitar offering better death scenes than 1982’s original, you’ll get...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Fatal Exam (1988, or 1990), a lame 80s horror slasher...
MY CALL: First off, please do not confuse this with the cult classic Final Exam (1981). This movie is boring, horrible and… boring. I won’t get these two hours of my life back. Don’t watch it. I hated...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Winterbeast (1986 or 1992, who knows?), a wacktastic, very...
MY CALL: If you love really bad b-movies with stop-motion monsters, then this nonsense is for you! MORE MOVIES LIKE Winterbeast: The Alien Factor (1978) feels similarly bad and diverse in its...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Welcome to Sudden Death (2020), the remake/sequel to Van...
MY CALL:A soul-crushing defeat for fans of Michael Jai White and Van Damme. WHAT TO WATCH INSTEAD OF Welcome to Sudden Death: For truly awesome martial arts action, aim for Ong-Bak (2003), The...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Boardinghouse (1982), an upsettingly boring, cheesy...
MY CALL: So bad. MORE MOVIES LIKE Boardinghouse: Hard to say. But it’s rare that I’d ever suggest someone actually watch Witchcraft II: The Temptress (1988)… as long as it was instead of...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Nemesis (1992), a blast of cyberpunk B-movie chop suey of...
MY CALL: The 90s were littered with craptastic direct-to-video cyborg action movies. But if ever you were to take a chance on one of them, this is it. MORE MOVIES LIKE Nemesis: I’m reminded of a “bad...
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