Bad Movie Tuesday: Taken 2 and the Dynamics of a Bad Action Film
What is the number one reason people would watch a sequel to the surprise hit Taken? The answer is simple. People want to watch Liam Neeson hurt people and speak authoritatively into phones. via Taken...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Guns, Girls and Gambling
via Non-linear, zippy dialogue and lots of guns. Watching Guns, Girls and Gambling is a like watching a dinosaur walk. It tries desperately to be Pulp Fiction but with none of the aspects that made...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Paranormal Activity 4
via Sidenote: I love bad films. I’ve managed to find humor in movies like Whiteout, In the Name of the King 2 and pretty much every recent Nic Cage film. However, Paranormal Activity 4 kinda hurt my...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) and the death of a franchise
http://leonhart90.blogspot.com/2013/02/movie-review-good-day-to-die-hard.html The Hof, your regular Bad Movie Tuesday writer, is off doing important Hofsy things. So, as the acting interim CEO of...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Man With the Iron Fists and a Great Idea Gone Awry
via The Man With the Iron Fists (read John’s much more in depth review here) succeeds and fails because of it’s director/writer/star RZA. The dude creates a wonderful world full of violence and...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Day Time Horror Film
via When you commit to writing a column called Bad Movie Tuesday you set yourself up for copious amounts of bad cinema. The thing that keeps you going is finding the silver lining to the badness....
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Dead Man Down
via Dead Man Down feels like a direct to DVD action film that should be airing at 2:00 AM on some cable channel. The story centers around a broken man who lost his family and is now getting revenge on...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Red Dawn (2012)
via The poster reminded me of this amazing moment from The Trip. The remade Red Dawn hurts the soul. It is the kind of film where everything moves really quickly while there is zero story, character...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Sinister and the Inevitable Sequel
Spoiler Alert! If you read this post SINISTER’S PLOT WILL BE SPOILED and there will be no need to watch Ethan Hawke run around scared whilst wearing a stylish cardigan. via When I first watched the...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Host and the World’s First Quadrangle Love Story...
via The Host is the intensely dramatic story of a race of jellyfish aliens who inhabit bodies in hopes of making them peaceful. These jellyfish just so happen to inhabit a strong willed girl and a...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: GI Joe 2: Retaliation
via GI Joe 2 is a step back from the absolutely bombastic original which featured Paris being destroyed by green goo, underground labyrinth headquarters and a massive underwater submarine battle. I...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Best Worst Horror Villain
Hello all. Mark here. Much ado has been made of the classic horror villains. They’ve become celebrated heroes of a violent genre. However, these baddies have become boring due to prequels, sequels,...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Best Worst Villain Round 2
Hello all. Mark here. Thank you for all the votes last week! The tournament was a smashing success and I found out you all have some odd/spectacular bad movie preferences. You all love Gerard Butler’s...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Best Worst Villain Round 3.
Hello all. Mark here. The 16 are now 8. Upsets were aplenty as Parker Posey and The Gingerdead Man toppled their competition with head kicks, one-liners and names like Millard Findlemeyer. The greatest...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Best Worst Villain Round 4
The 32 have become four. Four villains defined by hair, sneak attacks, trout references and Mark Wahlberg’s earnest acting. Not only have they survived the tournament but they’ve had to endure bad...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Best Worst Movie Villain!
The results are in! The shark who ate Sam Jackson in Deep Blue Sea is the champion. The intelligent shark cruised it’s way to victory past The old lady who fell face first into a table in The Skeleton...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Gangster Squad
Gangster Squad is the movie you want to like but know your personalities don’t mesh. You realize it’s potential but as you begin to ponder grenade physics and are reminded of Alien vs. Predator it is...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: The Cusack/Cage Conundrum
Gross Point Blank, High Fidelity, Say Anything, Being John Malkovich, One Crazy Summer, Adaptation, Raising Arizona, The Sure Thing, Leaving Las Vegas, The Rock, Serendipity, The Thin Red Line,...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Movie 43 and Kitchen Sink Humor
Do you like poop on windshields, blood, incest, Leprechaun murder, vulgar language, horny animated cats, racial stereotypes, neck testicles and nudity? Well, if you enjoy most of these things you...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: 21 & Over 90 minutes of Vulgarity
21 & Over is incredibly vulgar, every nationality is insulted, every profanity is spewed and every type of liquor is vomited. It is a case study in too much. The movie features two dudes played by...
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